I have seven reasons why I will never serve sweets to my students again...
1. The first kid who puked when she stood up too fast after snarfing down a rice crispy treat.
2. The second kid who ralphed for the same fore mentioned reason.
3. The third kid who hurled when she walked into a room of barf.
4. The fourth kid who spewed in the hall after seeing three people up chuck.
5 and 6. The two first graders coming up the stairs who tossed their cookies after seeing number 4 retch in the hall.
7. The teacher who finally did the technicolor yawn...but at least she made it to the sink.
The last English club of the semester went better than I had planned.
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Oh, My ... As Stephen King Would have said in 'Stand by Me' , a true" Barf - a - Rama" !!!
claybo
Oh no, nononononono.....that's just not good. Things like that just shouldn't happen! I'm thinking the scene that Chunk describes in "Goonies"--where he got the whole movie theater to throw up. I do believe I'll be thinking of this every time I see Rice Krispie treats from now on!
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